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笑话三篇

1、正津津有味地看着电视节目,中途插播广告,我嘟囔道:“真够 烦的。”老婆笑道:“烦什么,你瞧,大帅哥,你找找差距,时间很 快就过去了。 ” 老婆讲完, 第二条广告切入, 是林志玲做的浴液广告。 我扭头看老婆一眼,道:“这回你该找找差距了吧。”老婆一脸黑线。 2丝袜是权力的象征,女人穿了能征服男人,男人戴了能征服银行! 3   医学院的外科老师给同学讲解什么是无菌什么是干净,老师说:你把一坨屎放在高压锅里蒸一个刻钟,它就是无菌的了,但是它干净不干净呢?真是服了这个老师,好有才。

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